Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
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inseparablemind:

WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks


fucking-landshark:

MY URL HAS ALWAYS HAD A PURPOSE, AND THIS IS IT.




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lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

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ourbubbline:

Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love.

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okay no but think about it

shes had that shirt for years

she had to be wearing it really recently in a really close proximity to marceline for it to even slightly smell like her




dirtyberd:

me lately 

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whorville:

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hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

Lmao sure okay

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cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

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haveyoufinishedthose-errands:

this is one of the greatest posts on this site

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