unclefather:

thelastkushbender:

People complain about lays dill pickle chips but eat salt and vinegar chips??? Do you not get how pickles are made???? Fuck you.

Pickles aren’t made they are grown on the vine. What are you going to college for if you don’t know that simple information



moan-my-name-louder:

I do

therothwoman:

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to



mysharona1987:

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

I’m reblogging this because this could actually save someone one day.


(Source: serfborts)



Spoil me with loyalty, I can finance my damn self.
(via phuckindope)

(Source: sexxxpensive)




(Source: damnafricawhathappened)





deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

image



plantias:

My secret garden


legalmexican:

arthur-recaps:

i bet one of her trophies is World’s Biggest Bitch

SHE WAS SO COLD



I know girls who spill I’m sorry’s from their mouths like they pump blood
to their veins.
Sometimes, I am one.
I know girls who apologize for asking
to go to the bathroom in class,
who apologize for everything
because they feel like they are taking
up more than their fair share of space
on this planet.
Everything starts with an I’m sorry
and ends with one too,
constant bookends that we don’t
even notice anymore.
We delete her apology the way we
delete likes and ums from speech.
I know girls with ten times more apologies
than misdemeanors
and I wonder how often they hear
It’s okay.
You’re more than okay.

"I’m Sorry" by Claire Luisa  (via tanghuijuan)

(Source: claireluisa)



a-beard:

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

the most important infographic

maeblogsfandoms:

Headcanon that at some point Lily makes the mistake of going “James be a dear and pass me [insert random household item]” and James turns into a fucking deer and Lily walks out of the house and doesn’t return for about three hours



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mu-sical:

you told me you loved me

why did you leave me alone?