michaelsnot:

*whispers into the void* i want a new tattoo but i am too poor





shotbyearly:

they told me you’ll never make it. 

by: buruk early.

luxuryera:

Beverly Hills | Photographer

joel:

i can’t be the only one who instantly feels uncomfortable when somebody stops to watch what im doing on tumblr




(Source: forever90s)



ostracizedpoodle:

Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan



cactehi:

flirtly:


terrysdiary:

MOST OF THE STUFF PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT NEVER HAPPENS

just a reminder


very important^^

crazygaskarth:

A Day To Remember - I’m Made Of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of?


(Source: broriarty)



maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy)



Conversation I overheard at work
  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?







(Source: yareliess)