*whispers into the void* i want a new tattoo but i am too poor
i can’t be the only one who instantly feels uncomfortable when somebody stops to watch what im doing on tumblr
Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
- Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
- Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?