julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS



w33nawbuzznarl:

rifa:

lisasedai:

i hate it when

there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do

and the feeling just doesn’t go away

OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS

what if you have a soul mate and thats what happens 

when theyre in trouble 

(Source: ladugard)





Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable)






thetrillestqueen:

trebled-negrita-princess:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

monkeys are better parents than white people

"Get yo lil ass back here and siddown somewhere"

Momma ain’t even have to move or look side ways good to snatch that baby up.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)



redwhiteandblueliberty:

missanddry:

Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)

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cybuggin:

one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee

(Source: charlottelabouff)



sourwolves:

sourwolves:

some guy just knocked on my door and said “ben?” last time i checked i am not a ben

he just did it again and i had a moment of self doubt like

maybe i am ben



fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system



takohai:

mishion-possible:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??



the-barghinator:

Fucking hell, it took me a few minutes to realise what the fuck was going on.

eastcoastslang:

im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 




darkser:

cristianoaddict:

 

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NO HOMO

(Source: t1k1-taka)